Mail Order Monsters
Select From Our Full Line of Monsters and Monster Accessories
12 Different Monster Stocks, 20 Enhancements.
All our monster stocks are upgradable so they can grow with your
budget and your ambitions. And you may select among 11 different enhancements
for each basic stock - hands, tentacles, fangs, fiery breath, resistance to
specific attacks - a total of 20 in all. Custom order your monster to match
your own special tastes and style, then show it and use it with pride and
15 Weapons, 6 Defencses, 9 Additional Choices.
Nothing complements a good choice of basic traits and extras like a trip
to our weapons department. Each selection is state-of-the-art, from the
U.S. Marine issue grenades to this year's breakthrough innovations in
lasers and psionic amplifiers. And every item in the catalog carries the
full Mail Order Monsters guarantee against battlefield breakdowns.
8 Exotic Battlefields.
Test your monster's mettle against an elite corps trained and maintained by
computer or against the monsters of other proud owners like yourself. We
handle transportation and cleanup, and see that the winner is rewarded with
psychons for its owner, comfortable quarters in our spacious corrals and the
right to make another trip to the weapons shop or the enhancement vats.
WARNING: Mail Order Monsters, Inc. does not guarantee the survival
of any monster who enters the matter transmitter for a trip to the proving
grounds. May the best monster win.